February 2009
40 posts
E! Online: Michael Jackson Scares Up Broadway... →
Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” is being made into a Broadway show. Zombies will be casted depending on their likeness to Jackson himself.
January 2009
84 posts
“Let’s go home. Screw it. It won’t matter.”
– Former Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevic - who I will very much miss quoting on this blog - right before his trial speech for the State Senate
City Room: City Projects $4 Billion Gap for Next... →
Bloomberg is considering raising the sales tax to 8.625 percent. Good thing I’m the only person who refuses to pays sales tax.
Slate: Debbie Does Salad: Do vegetarians really... →
Apparently, vegetarians don’t have better sex. So shut up and eat the meat. Pun intended.
“Ask the average fan to tell you who will be the best player in the NBA in three...”
– Bill Simmons in his latest column “Rooting for the underrated is overrated. Unless it’s for one of these two guys.”
NY Daily News: Former Hooters girl Melody Morales... →
This poor woman was apparently “too ghetto” to be hired in the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square. After being fired, she then returned to her loft in the Upper West Side.
NY Post: HOT WEINER CATCHING UP TO BLOOMY IN POLL →
Pun intended.
ESPN: Owens to star in reality show →
Finally! A whiny, self-centered diva on reality TV!
“There was an old saying in the Old West. There was a cowboy who was charged with...”
– Governor-in-exile - and poet - Rod Blagojevich
NY Times: Coffee Linked to Lower Dementia Risk →
WELL AT LEAST I’M NOT DEMENTED!!!
“Dec. 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United...”
– Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, on the moment he was arrested
WatchGen. Colin Powell dancing to hip-hop, effectively proving that he is not actually a Republican.
“My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts”
– Vice President Joe Biden jokingly while swearing in chief staff members (while Obama didn’t look so happy)
On The Ground: Win a Trip! →
Serious note: NYT’s Nicholas Kristof is looking at applications to take a journalism student to Africa with him. This sounds really awesome.
Not serious note: Farts.
“We’re trading a dogmatic president for one who’s shopping for a dog.”
– Maureen Dowd in her latest column “The Long, Lame Goodbye”
LA Times: Circuit City liquidators detail plans to... →
RIP Circuit City. You were always the Wendy’s to Best Buy’s McDonald’s.
WatchSNL’s impersonation of Ann Coulter is almost as ridiculous as Ann Coulter.
“It all felt strangely intimate and, occasionally, uncomfortable, in the manner...”
– Ted Anthony of the Associated Press on President Bush’s final press conference
Gridskipper: NYC Hand Food →
Because I seem to be the only one who likes these lists.
“Come on, guys. I’m Barack until next week.”
– Obama, upon being called Mr. Obama by Democrats
Canada: PETA fishing for sympathy for 'sea... →
PETA is apparently lobbying to rename fish - as in, all of them - as “sea kittens.” I’m all for it, it’ll make my sushi taste that much better.
