January 2009
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December 2008
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Too Much Nick: "Who in their right mind lives... →
Google Maps really would’ve helped the people on Lost.
WSJ: As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian... →
This Russian professor has been predicting that America will “disintegrate” by 2010 due to Civil War. I’ll take him on, let’s get this thing disintegrated by 2009.
West Coasters … ASSEMBLE!
WatchWait, did FOX News just compare Jesus to the 60’s?
“Now, well, can we just, you know, get through this, like, you know, right here...”
– Caroline Kennedy on the idea of someday being on a Presidential ticket
MTV Movies Blog: ‘Eddie Murphy As Riddler’... →
Very persistent rumors that Eddie Murphy will play the Riddler and Shia LaBeouf will play Robin in the follow-up to the Dark Knight. Because Batman does need a minority villain one of these days, right?
NY Times: New Year’s Eve, Just Slightly Downsized →
New Year’s Eve events in New York. Yes, world, there are places in New York besides Times Square.
“I’m herreeeee!!!!”
– Jesus Christ, today cerca 0 AD
NY Times: Silent Night, Perhaps, but a Day Full of... →
See! Things do happen on Christmas besides your uncle ranting on about how he’s seen you grow over the past ten years!
NY Post: BLAINE CARES →
David Blaine gave the coat off his back to a Bryant Park coat drive. As expected, he then quickly disappeared back into obscurity.
SI: Yanks to sell 25-cent bleacher tix →
The Yankees are selling bleacher seats for 25 cents in their opening exhibition games. Because if there’s one thing the Yankees know, it’s being cheap.
“I’m not the best in the world, but I think nobody is better than me”
– Notorious Portuguese soccer manager Jose Mourinho
WatchArnold Schwarzenegger says he would “absolutely” want to be President. After all, somebody needs to save the human race from the Cyberdyne Systems androids sent here from the future to destroy us.
Huffington Post: Whale Poop Analyzed For Clues To... →
Hehehehe…whales.
Variety: MTV plans 16 new reality shows →
MTV is planning 16 new reality shows to boost ratings. Yes, 16, as in the maximum age of MTV viewers today and/or the amount of minutes of fame of MTV celebrities.
Zeroh8.tv: Send Donuts to Rick Warren! →
Them liberal folk are sending Dunkin’ Donuts gift cards to Rick Warren - who said he once gave gay protesters milk and donuts - as a sign of protest over his support over prop 8 / involvement with Obama’s inauguration.
Sorry right wingers, Liberal America now runs on Dunkin’.
WatchMTA is running special vintage V trains, modeled after the 1930’s subways, over the holiday season. That bum drooling on your shoulder really seems an avid antique connoisseur.
The New School In Exile: Final Agreement! →
So NYU neighbor New School has been in chaos lately, students are protesting against their school president, who was received a vote of no confidence from faculty the other day.
The students are making him sign this agreement, which first declared amnesty to some kid who threw a tomato at the guy.
Over at NYU, however, our president John Sexton is still watching kids destroy their brains over...
NY Times: The Jewel Box of Union Square →
The Times takes some time to recognize the majestic world known as the Union Square Holiday Market. The hundreds of skater punks who now have to skate somewhere else are covered in the classified section.
MPR: Minnesota Senate Recount: Challenged Ballots: →
Political nerds: Live your dream and check out all the challenged ballots from the Minnesota Senate Recount!
“I’m not sure if he’s ready for my New York game.”
– Appointed Attorney General Eric Holder, from Queens, on the possibility of playing basketball with Obama in the White House
Slate: Eliot Spitzer: A Better Car-Bailout Plan →
For all of you financial meltdown addicts and/or you prostitution junkies out there, Eliot Spitzer is now a Slate columnist.
Sporting News: Bucs player changes name to Stylez... →
A Tampa Bay Buccaneers player legally changed his name to “Stylez G.” Following the trend, I will now be known as “Kenny G.”